Hi ~, my name is Steve, and I'm here to talk about
sex with you.  So you're gay?  So am I, but I just recently came out.  Why
don't you describe for me what you'd like to do to my naked and muscular
body.

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(The line went dead.  Bad phone line I guess.  You'd think they could afford
better at $6.00 an hour...)
