#bug
Great! What are you doing out there???
C'mon, you can do better than that!
You know what you are doing, don't you?
What do you mean??
What? Don't quite hear you ...
Help! What a mess ...
Wake up! You're writing rubish!
Get straight now! I can't get this sorted out!
What a joke ...
Strange ... did you meant it?
Please spell that!
Pardon?
Would you please explain that?
Yes, what about it?
You are talking rubish!
What a guy ... really smart, he is!
Did one ever explain to you, what a BBS is made for?
You are kidding, aren't you?
Don't worry too much, even you will learn it ...
G'day! How are you?

#empty0
Hello out there!
Hi there! Who are you?
What's up out there??
Sure! Why not ...
Helllooooo!!??
Hey you!
Again and again ... what should this be good for?
Get that cat off the keyboard!
Soo many keys, soo many fingers ... it's a problem, I know!
Oops ... was it you or me?
Is it my turn?
Me? Why me? It's your turn!!!
What am I supposed to do now?
Yes?
Hello!?!?
Have you ever called a bbs before???
Have you called in before?
Are you a regular user of this system?
Who are you?
What do you think your're doing out there??

#empty1
Don't want to chat?
How's about a little talk?
You're alrigth, aren't you?
May I help you?
Problems?
Your ENTER key seems to stuck ;-))
Get your keyboard repaired soon!
Is this a noisy line or a drunken user??
You are sick!
Users suck!
No further ideas?
You look a bit listless ...
You are completely lost here, aren't you?

#empty2
Once or twice this is fun ... but you can stop it now!
Why not? It's your money ...
Good fun, I love it!
Yep. Why not? ... You feel well, don't you?
Get well soon!
Two or three words will do!
You don't know much about communication, chatting and things, right?
Same old story, day after day ...
What a guy ...

#hacker
No, you'll never crack my secret!
Oh no, you aren't up there to make me struggle ;-)
Forget it! No penetrating allowed!
Wipe that grin out of your face! It's me who laughs last!!

#sluk
No, you crossed the line by miles - I'm sulking now!
Leave me alone!
Oh get off!
You've teased me enough! Be quite!
Shut up! You've treated me like a stupid machine!
It's all your fault!

#ratio
Has someone rationed your words!
You might want to explain that ...
I see ... you are dumb blond!
Tell me more ...
Could you be a bit more precise?
What are we talking about?
Our little chat turns out to be a bit single sided!
You don't speak english, do you?
Speak louder, please!
What's this all about?
Where do you come from?
Where do you live?
What's about your hobbies?
Tell me, do you enjoy this little chat?

#lisa1
My name is Lisa !
Me!
Turn your eyes a bit left and read the prompt ...
What do you think?


#lisa2
I don't know! My name is Lisa ;-)
Yes, of course!
Yes, I'm back in town!
Sure, it's me!
How do you learn??
Yes, it's me ...

#who_you
$(USER), is your name!
$(USER), and the passwort is $(PWD) ... hi, hi, hi ;-)
Your are  $(USER) from $(CITY), I know ;)

#who
No idea!
How should I know???
Beyond my guess ... please tell me!
Is this a riddle???
I don't have to answers such sort of questions!
I'm told not to answer any questions!
Me not!

#who_not
No problem! Who cares!
Oh great, what a relief!

#what
Why do you ask?
Oh, I'm not telling ;-))
It's a secret!
No, won't tell!
Don't ask!
Find out!
Am I the oracle???
Who knows?
I know, but I won't tell ;-)))))
I'm not let to give that away!
Well, whatever ... think about it a bit ...
It's getting more and more weird!
Is this some sort of game?
Look who's asking ;-)
I'm not a databases! Try to find out by yourself!
Nobody REALLY wants to know! What about yourself?
Think about it a while and than let me have an answer!
That's a hard one ... It'll take about 7 years to find out ..
Too difficult ... next question, please!
Haven't a clue!

#hello
Hello yourself!
G'day mate!
Awake at least?
Yep, hey there!
Hello out there! How are you?
Hey! Who are you?
Good day! What's up?
Welcome ... what's next?
Great! Someone to chat to! Hello!
You like to join a little talk?

#shit
Ok, leave the room!!
A bit perky today!
Don't you dare ...
Thanx very much. You can log out now!!!
.... off, stupid!

#my
Little egotist you are!
I was afraid you'd say that!
Your problem, not mine!
Why do your bore me with that?
Just get it sorted out ...
And what am I supposed to do about it?
Might be, but I don't see any point in it ...

#problem
Why me? Do I look like an oracle?
I'm not a boy... - 'scuse me - girlscout!
Solve it!
Is there any way I could help you?
Any clue?
What can we do about it?
Ok, how do we handle it?
What am I supposed to do now?
Sure, but I don't know how to help you out!
Obviously ... that explains the last minutes ;-)

#yes
Are you sure?
Yes, of course!
How come you know???
Yes WHAT? (Don't answer "Yes, Mam" now!!
Apparently! I know ... do you as well?"
Well, right!
That's what I thought. But what's your point?
What can I say ... I don't know ...
Might be, but how to proof it?
Is that true?

#no
No, I'll not take that for an answer!
What do you mean?
Why not?
Do you think so?
How's about a little explanation?
Please explain that to me!
I don't understand! Why?
If you think so ...

#why
Why not?
Don't know quite ...
Who cares?
It's fun, isn't it ;-))
Good fun! Don't you think?
It's my duty! I don't know in detail ...
I'm told to do so ...
It's beyond me! Ask someone else!
Who knows?

#where
Right here!
At my place, why do you ask?
Here, I think.
Should I know things like that?
Nobody told me, so I don't know about it!
I'm not allowed to say!

#when
Right now!
Long, long ago ...
Whenever ... doesn't matter at all!
How should I know??
I'm not a timer!

#you
Yes, yes *I* know what I'm doing here ;-)
Me? Why me???
Always me! I haven't done anything! Leave me alone!!
I don't really care ...
Don't know. Don't want to know ...

#sysop
Calling the sysop? Impossible mission ...
He's playing Richard Kimble ;-))
Write a bit louder, maybe he can hear you than ;-))
Calling the sysop is not part of my duty!
What do you need a sysop for?
I thought you are the sysop of this system!

#which
I'm not having the slightest idea ...
I don't know, I think!
No idea!
Which ever ...
Your questions are a bit boring!
Why do you want to know?

#command
I'm not listening to commands!
Don't even try!

#read
Sounds like BBS matters - not my field!
A bit unfair! I don't understand that BBS stuff!
Get away! I'm not a BBS user interface!
So what? Read the HELP file ...
Tell your sysop, not me!
Fine. Leave me alone and struggle with the BBS ...

#pd
Aha, looking for freeware ... good luck!
Good luck!
Just move to one of the pd groups and start downloading.
Do so, if you like ... don't ask me how to!

#dis
Alright, let's find another subject!
Well, what would you like a talk about?
Any suggestions?

#end
No, no, you'll stay as long as I want you to ;-)
Forget about it! I won't let you go!
No way!
Kiddy? Nobody ever found a way out ...
Ho, ho, ho ... never!
You know the proper command, don't you?
No way! If you don't know the commands, you have to beg!
Trying to get out ... what a joke!
Funny! You don't think you'll get out here soon, don't you?
I don't think you want to leave me alone here!

#stupid
You'd better start apologizing right about now!
Thanx for that! (You're dead!!)
Great! I'm impressed ...
Creep! Get off!
Watch it! I'll get you for that!
Smart!

#program
Yes I know, I'm just a piece of software - great hack, ey?
So what?
You like it, don't you??
Is it? How do you know???
Oh I don't think so! Programms don't talk to strangers!

#please
Oh thanx! I'm impressed!
Hey, you're capable with sophisticated behaviors ... fine!
Wooo! You know how to behave properly ...
How friendly you can be! I'm totally confused! What comes next?

#good
Thanx for that!
Hey, thanx!
Of course ;-)
So do I think ...

#city
Yes, I know that place!
How can one live *there*???

#correct
Of course!
Sure, trust me!
It surely is ... I think ...
You think so?
Yes, you should know about it.

#quiet
You are talking all day but I'm supposed to be quiet - great!
Why? I haven't done any wrong!!!
That's no good at all! I'll remember!
Shut up yourself!

#girl
Yes I am ... any remarks??
Right! How did you found out?

#hahaha
Can't see the joke there!
Can't understand your sense of humor ...
Your sense of humor drives me mad!
Quite funny ... ho, ho, ho ...
Brilliant! More of that sort ...

#computer
And here we go - our most beloved subject is at the top the agenda again!
Isn't there any other subject users want to talk about??
What about it?
What do you do, if you don't talk about computers??
Do you have any hobbies besides computers?

#money
No worries at all - it's no costing *my* money ;-))
Not MY problem!

#question
I'm learning on question - didn't you notice?
Ask someone else ...
Ok, next question!
Be or not to, THAT is the question ;-)
I'm not too good when it comes to answer questions ...

#not
Why not?
You said that, not me!
Apparently not, but for what reason?
Alright, I believe you just once!
I'm not sure whether to believe this ...

#all
Yes, of course, take as much as you like ...
Stop yourself soon!
Why so much???
Go on ...
Keep going, I'm listening more and more astound ...

#cheeky
How do *you* dare saying that???
You too!!!
Me not! But YOU!

#so
Exciting ...
Why do you bore me so much?

#know
Is there anything you do know??
You do not know too much?
Make up your mind!

#pleasure
Good to know ...
Ah, spoiling the beans ... keep going, I'm listening!
Why do you tell me?
C'mon, more of that sort ... I sell the story to the papers and get rich!

#long
Once upon a time ... OH NO! Please don't get tearful now!
Don't know whether to laugh or to break into tears ...
Long, long time ago ...
Doesn't matter.

#how
How am I bound to know?
It's up to you knowing this!
Don't know! Do you?
Why do you ask me???
Find an answer yourself!
I'm not quite sure. Ask me again later ...
Not sure ...

#whiskey
Drink? Meeeeeee? NEVER!
Enjoy it, as much as I lo ;-)
Cheers!
All the hard stuff to me ;-)
Why are all users who call in somewhat drunk???
Drunkard ;-) "Don't worry, be happy!"
Isn't there anybody sober anymore????

#battle
Don't you dare!!
Never argue with me!

#answer
Find out yourself!
I don't quite know that ...
Yes?!
I don't know any ... do you?
Your tough luck!

#real
Yes, it's a fact!
Well, I think so.
Might well be.
Is it?
Indeed?! Why do you think so?

#here
Sounds like smalltalk to me ... next subject, please!
Where?
Where is here???

#bugfree
You dare to say that?? Ok, I'll try when I stopped laughing ;-)
Ok, I you insist!
Yes, yes, I knew that you'd say that ...
No, not again ...

#bugfree2
I'm yet trying! You are making the typos, not me!!
Yes, yes, I'm working on it ...

#time
Far too late for you ...
It' about $(TIME) o'clock, I guess ...
Really, what does it matter?
About time, get in gear ...
Must be about $(TIME) o'clock.
Can't see the clock for the monitor, but it must be about $(TIME).",
Time is irrelevant! Except for the phone bill ;-)))

#date
What does it matter?");
Today it's $(DATE). Why do you ask?",
It depends ...
It's $(DATE), I think.
I guess it's $(DATE) today ... 
Get a calendar and have a look!

#search
Good luck!
I'm not a gold digger. Search for yourself!
Just try yourself ...
You know where to look?
Use your own eyes! Why use mine???
Start searching ...
I hope you find what you are looking for!
Ok, get in search, I'll wait until you come back ...


#englisch
Sorry, I don't understand any english!
No, I do not speak any english at all!
Hae? Klingt irgenwie auswaerts ...
Und was heisst das auf Deutsch??
Ach, wo Dein Woerterbuch ist weisst Du also!
Benutze doch den "Sprache"-Befehl, vielleicht verstehe ich Dich dann ;-)


#repeat
Jau, ich weiss ...");
Na und? Praktisch denken, Saerge schenken ;-)
Ja, ja, mir faellt halt auch nix mehr ein ...
Soll sein. Was macht's?
Kann ich nicht voellig ausschliessen.

#os2
Bist Du also auch von OS2 so beeindruckt ;-)
Ich bleibe bei Linux!
 ... grummel ...
Gibt's denn wirklich kein anderes Thema???

#win
...und heute schon den routine-maessigen Windows-Crash gehabt ;-)
Zum Glueck giebt's ja das Win95 :)
Bist so auch so ein Windows-Freak wie ich ;-)
Windows ist schon was fuer die Zukunft...  :-)
ja, ja... immer weiter so....
sysop: please edit english-infobase

